The Ten Best Films of the Decade

A yeoman’s task, but one I’m up to. The only film that I could see cracking this sucker that I have yet to see is The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, but I probably won’t be able to until 2010, so we’ll see what happens there. Obviously, there are quite a few honorable mentions for a list like this, and I might give them their own list at some point. Also, I should mention that when I put together lists like this, I like to spread the love and actively refuse to give one writer or director multiple entries on the list (sorry, The Prestige, Christopher Nolan is already spoken for). So keep that in mind. And yes, Lord of the Rings did not make the list.

Without further ado……..

10. Pan’s Labyrinth (2006, Written and Directed by Guillermo Del Toro)

I wasn’t a fan of the Blade movies. Didn’t really like Hellboy the first time I saw it either. So when Pan’s Labyrinth was released, I didn’t let myself get caught up in the hype. Del Toro had yet to impress me. I rented it on a lark once the DVD hit the shelves, and now I understand what the big deal is. It’s a fiendishly original film from a visual perspective, and tells a wonderful story. I can say that Del Toro’s visuals might get a little samey (you see a lot of similar monsters in Hellboy II: The Golden Army, which I also still love), but as the first major time to take Del Toro seriously, I was blown away. It’s a challenging film in all aspects, but very rewarding for the patient viewer. I consider Del Toro a true filmmaker now, and this is the film that made it happen.

9. Spider-Man 2 (2004, Written by Alvin Sargent, Directed by Sam Raimi)

A hell of an achievement. They took all the good from Spider-Man and kicked it into overdrive, and it’s obvious that Raimi was having all kinds of fun making this movie. It breathes with life in every frame. It’s got a fantastic villain in Alfred Molina’s Dr. Octopus, and manages to deftly expand the Spider-Man universe. The story itself is basically flawless, and very much continues the overall story of Peter Parker. The action sequences are not overdone, and the entire train sequence still gives me chills. A true winner, and one of the best comic book films ever made.

8. High Fidelity (2000, Written by Scott Rosenberg, Steve Pink, John Cusack, and D.V. DeVincentis, Directed by Stephen Frears)

One of two films on this list that are love letters to music. Based on the Nick Hornby novel, High Fidelity is a guy’s romantic comedy. It’s certainly a comedy, Jack Black sees to that, and there are romantic elements, but it’s very much from the guy’s perspective. Which makes sense, because there are many times where Cusack’s Rob Gordon is kind of a dick to, well, everyone. Even still, it’s endearing as all hell and fiendishly clever. This is very much a monologue movie, with many scenes simply consisting of Cusack talking to the camera as he tries to reconnect with lost loves. It’s all written extraordinarily well, and manages to both idealize and denigrate the idea of working at a used record store at the same time. The music is king, and I love the bookend monologues that open and close the film.

7. I Heart Huckabees (2004, Written and Directed by David O. Russell)

A film with heavy philosophical themes mixed with a circus of the absurd. Jason Schwartzman and Mark Wahlberg are surrounded by a bunch of crazy characters as they try to combat their existential angst. Great performance by Jude Law, as you see him slowly succumb to the pressures of his bullshit lifestyle. Awesome score from Jon Brion. It’s also another movie with a fantastic opening monologue thanks to Schwartzman. Russell is excellent at this kind of movie (think Flirting With Disaster), and continues his hot streak with Huckabees.

6. The Incredibles (2004, Written and Directed by Brad Bird)

Pixar’s best film to date, and this will probably forever be the ultimate Fantastic Four movie. This is superheroes done right like we’ve never seen before. The Incredibles is vibrant. A great villain, a simple and effective story that sets everything in motion without bogging things down with origin stories, and a great hook to get you in the door all add up to make this the best animated film of the decade. I mean, Bomb Voyage? Awesome! I don’t really have much else to say other than the fact that this is the movie that makes me feel like a kid again. And that’s no bad thing.

5. Mulholland Drive (2001, Written and Directed by David Lynch)

You don’t go into a Lynch film expecting to know exactly what the hell is going on. If you do, you’re being silly, and you’re not going to figure things out any time soon. Mulholland Drive is no different. Do I know what it means? Not even close. Do I even want to know? Probably not. What I do know is that this is the film that made me fall in love with the acting ability of Naomi Watts. It’s full on David Lynch weirdness, and might be the most obscure of the films in his canon, but it’s wonderfully lush and incredibly unique in its execution. Half a television pilot, half a movie, all brilliant in its own freaky little way.

4. The Dark Knight (2008, Written by Christopher and Jonathan Nolan, Directed by Christopher Nolan)

The Dark Knight is not a superhero film. It’s a comic book movie, for sure, but I see no superheroes. What I do see is an inordinately dense, incredibly dark thriller that refuses to come anywhere near genre conventions for its two and a half hours of visceral emotion. Of course, we all know about Heath Ledger’s performance, and yes, it’s as good as advertised, but this film is ever so much more than one man’s movie to steal. Everything hits hard from every angle as Gotham self-destructs under the will of an insane criminal. It’s big, it’s epic, it’s suffocating, and it’s the best damned movie associated with a comic book character ever made. This is Christopher Nolan’s arrival as a true blue filmmaker to watch, and is an all time great.

3. The Fountain (2006, Written and Directed by Darren Aronofsky)

This is a polarizing film. Some hate it for being rushed and choppy, overly dramatic and designed to obscure. I see it as one of the greatest love stories ever told. Hugh Jackman’s attraction to Rachel Weisz through the centuries is captivating, and this is the film that made me realize that he is one of the actors I can always count on for a powerful performance. I’ve written about the score in a previous article on this site, and it’s a seamless piece of beauty that frames the action wonderfully. The cinematography is GORGEOUS. The emotion of the film is undeniable. Aronofsky’s films all deal with the trials and tribulations of obsession and addiction. Addiction to numbers in Pi. Addiction to drugs in Requiem for a Dream. Addiction to past fame and fortune in The Wrestler. The Fountain is about addiction to love (and no, I’m not trying to or gong to reference the song or Rhett Titus). And it’s beautiful to behold.

2. Almost Famous (2000, Written and Directed by Cameron Crowe)

The other musical love letter, though it’s more pronounced than High Fidelity. Patrick Fugit’s coming of age as a fifteen year old on the road with a middling rock band is a sight to behold. Jason Lee (making his second appearance on the list) has completely shed his Kevin Smith look and feel and come into his own as the vainglorious lead singer of Stillwater. Kate Hudson is adorable throughout, even as it all falls apart at the end of the movie. It beats with the heart of an undeniable love of music, which makes the whole film sing. Plus, it was my first exposure to Zooey Deschanel, who deftly out-adorables Kate Hudson in her few scenes.

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004, Written by Charlie Kaufmann, Directed by Michel Gondry)

Charlie Kaufmann films usually have some kind of crazy angle they’re coming from. Often times, as is the case with Adaptation and Being John Malkovich, the gimmick becomes the whole movie, and while these are excellent films, they still feel like they’re missing something. Eternal Sunshine is the total package. A wonderful gimmick that fits the story mixed with one of the greatest love stories ever told. The fact that the film contains multiple references to Friedrich Nietzsche and Tom Waits doesn’t hurt things, of course. But what’s important is that this is the best, most well rounded and fully realized script we’ve seen from Charlie Kaufmann, and Michel Gondry is up to the task of bringing the world to life. It would be tough to describe or think of the visuals of being inside a mind that is slowly being erased, but Gondry creates such a singular vision that remains constant through the film that it just works. This is also, of course, Jim Carrey’s all time best performance, and ranks quite high on the list for everyone else involved as well. This is not only head and shoulders above anything else released this decade, but it ranks up there on the top films of all time. Flawless in every single sense of the word. It’s all designed to reinforce itself. Even the simplicity of repeating the refrain of Beck’s version of “Everybody’s Got to Learn Sometime” reinforces the central theme of the movie (which I still think is a proof of Nietzsche’s eternal recurrence of the same, but that’s a topic for another day)

This post was written to the tune of The Beatles’ Rubber Soul


The Best of 2009: Music

It’s tough for me some times to make lists about new music releases, especially recently. I don’t want to say that I’m completely out of touch with today’s music, though to some extent that is the case. The main issue, truly, is that I haven’t given myself many avenues to find new music. I gave up on the radio years ago. I don’t watch any music television stations or listen to Pandora or anything like that. For the most part, I have a selection of music/bands that I like, and I tend to stick to them through the years. I still discover new bands from concerts (The Exit) or Rock Band (MUTEMATH), but the pickings are slim. Still, I’ve managed to cobble together five music releases from 2009 (three albums and two EPs) that I could use to make a list. So let’s do this.

5. That Handsome Devil — Enlightenment’s for Suckers (EP; Modern Savage Records)

The first of two five song EP’s on this list. That Handsome Devil is one of those bands I know exists entirely from Harmonix Music Systems, thanks to “Elephant Bones” being featured as a bonus song in Guitar Hero 2. Enlightenment’s for Suckers is the follow up to 2008’s A City Dressed in Dynamite, one of the best albums released last year. Considering the quality of the band, this release is almost a let down. There are two excellent songs, the opener “Bullet Math” and the closer “Johnny Wouldn’t Die,” and while I enjoy the follow up to “Viva Discordia,” (“Eristocrats”) and “Stockholm Syndrome,” there is something missing here. The songs are all good, but they lack the punch of the band’s superior first two efforts. For five bucks, it’s well worth it, but there is a twinge of disappointment hiding behind the scenes.

4. Tom Waits — Glitter and Doom Live (Live LP; Anti)

If not for the unbelievably fantastic full live concert from the Glitter and Doom tour that NPR released as a free podcast last year, this would probably rank higher. It might be unfair, but there isn’t really a whole lot of new on this for me. Of course, it’s Tom Waits, and the performances caught on this album are fantastic, but I’ve heard these songs live before, so they lack the impact. Also, the second disc, which contains one 35 minute track called “Tom Tales,” is very good and enjoyable, but once again, I’ve heard most of it before on other releases and bootlegs I’ve acquired post-Glitter and Doom tour. It’s a great album for the more casual Waits fan that hasn’t heard much from this tour. Much like That Handsome Devil, I don’t regret buying it, but I probably should have gotten more out of it than I did.

3. MUTEMATH — Armistice (LP; Warner Brothers)

Ah, here we go. I fell in love with MUTEMATH when “Typical” was released as downloadable content for Rock Band and realized that it’s probably the single most fun drum track ever released for the platform. Their first album is great, and this new release might be better. “Backfire” is a blistering opening track, with lead singer Paul Meany’s distinctive part Peter Gabriel part Sting vocals in full force. The whole album is a heady mix of rock hooks and electronic samples with some fantastic drum work throughout. It is very much a full sophomore effort, as the band has quite apparently taken all steps to improve themselves, and have managed to do so in nearly every way. There may not be a song as single ready as “Typical” or as mesmerizing as “Stare at the Sun,” but as an overall effort, it is exceedingly strong.

2. Nonpoint — Cut the Cord (EP; 954 Records)

Nonpoint just sorta decided to release a five song acoustic EP about a week back. As someone who loves Nonpoint, I was tickled when I found out about this one. I can say without reservation that Nonpoint is the single best hard rock/nu-metal band to come out of the late-90’s, early 2000’s rap rock boom. Much of this, I will admit, is credited to Elias Soriano’s vocal talents. He might legitimately be the best vocalist in the rock world right now. But what I really love about Nonpoint, and by extension this album, is their refusal to follow genre conventions. Cut the Cord consists of five rerecorded acoustic versions of songs from their early career (two from Statement, two from Development, and one from Recoil) with brand new arrangements to fit the more relaxed sound. The Development tracks are the true stand outs. I love that Elias and the group can make “Circles,” a song about racing cars, into this plaintive ballad with gorgeous harmonic chords and a sparse effective drum part. Hell, I love all of it. These are wonderful versions of old gems, and the audacity of mellowing out “Victim” is a treat. This $5 EP is essential for any fan of good music and good vocals.

1. Mastodon — Crack the Skye (LP; Reprise Records)

There wasn’t really a doubt for this one. Thunderous. The single best progressive rock album released since its heyday in the early 70’s (we’re talking about Genesis’ Selling England by the Pound and King Crimson’s Red as the last prog albums as good as this one), and an absolute masterpiece of a record. I need to own this on vinyl at some point. Mastodon has reached their full potential, as the line of evolution can be easily tracked from Leviathan to Blood Mountain to this. It’s a giant, sprawling epic that twists and turns through loud and soft passages, through machine gun drum fills and shredding guitar solos, through impossibly complex riff interplay and the triple headed vocal monster of Troy Saunders, Brent Hinds, and Brann Dailor. Dailor himself is in rare form here, effortlessly laying down some of the best drums tracks of the decade. Sure, the story is completely meaningless drivel, but you could really say the same thing about The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. The music is what matters, and this is the best music I’ve heard in years. “Divinations” has the power and the fury of the greatest examples of the genre, churning and swirling through three minutes of chaos. “The Czar” is ten minutes of wonder. Everything comes to a head with “The Last Baron,” the thirteen minute closing track that puts long form progressive rock songs back on the map. It feels natural at thirteen minutes, and to be honest, I couldn’t imagine it being any longer or shorter. It’s just like the rest of the album: Perfect.

Stay tuned over the next few weeks for more of the best of 2009.

This post was written to the tune of Tom Waits’ Glitter and Doom Live


No, I'm not dead

A quick update. It’s been close to a month since I last posted. Nothing has happened and I have not given up on this site. Work life has gotten hectic and I’ve spent a good part of those twenty or so days of silence writing a term paper about Martin Heidegger’s critiques of Friedrich Nietzsche.

But that’s all done now. So I plan to start writing again. Here’s what to look forward to in the coming weeks:

  • Best of 2009 lists for movies, TV, music, and video games
  • An article about how Nonpoint is one of the most criminally under appreciated bands of the last ten years
  • Something about Dragon Age: Origins, which I plan to begin playing on Saturday
  • More on Magic: The Gathering
  • The heavily belated final installment of Running Commentary: Fantastic Four Rising Storm
  • The Many Angled Ones of Realm of Kings
  • Reflections on Martin Heidegger from the class I just finished taking
  • And so much more! (maybe)

So yes, we will persevere. And I will be back in force sooner than you might think.

This post was written to the tune of Nonpoint’s Cut the Cord



No, I’m not dead

A quick update. It’s been close to a month since I last posted. Nothing has happened and I have not given up on this site. Work life has gotten hectic and I’ve spent a good part of those twenty or so days of silence writing a term paper about Martin Heidegger’s critiques of Friedrich Nietzsche.

But that’s all done now. So I plan to start writing again. Here’s what to look forward to in the coming weeks:

  • Best of 2009 lists for movies, TV, music, and video games
  • An article about how Nonpoint is one of the most criminally under appreciated bands of the last ten years
  • Something about Dragon Age: Origins, which I plan to begin playing on Saturday
  • More on Magic: The Gathering
  • The heavily belated final installment of Running Commentary: Fantastic Four Rising Storm
  • The Many Angled Ones of Realm of Kings
  • Reflections on Martin Heidegger from the class I just finished taking
  • And so much more! (maybe)

So yes, we will persevere. And I will be back in force sooner than you might think.

This post was written to the tune of Nonpoint’s Cut the Cord